Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is your dad a power station? Because you’re generating a lot of attraction.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
You’re like a tax refund—completely unexpected but absolutely wonderful.
You must be a pipe wrench, because you’ve tightened all my loose ends.
Two farmers were driving a tractor down the middle of a road. A car comes around the corner backs hard to avoid them , skids, tumbles twice and land in a field. Jimmy say to Eamonn it's just as well we got out of that field.
I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over.
I went to my doctor and told the receptionist that I felt like a deck of cards. She said, 'Have a seat, and the doctor will deal with you when he can.'
I'd let you score on my 5-hole.
What do you say we get out of here and find A Room of One's Own?
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.
Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.
Do you have a ground wire? Because you’re keeping me grounded.
Are you a CPA? Because you’ve certified my love as authentic.
Are you a plunger? Because you’ve cleared out all the negativity in my life.
An Irishman lost a hundred dollars on the Melbourne Cup. And another hundred on the replay.
Confession, I've sinned. I had impure thoughts about you, will you forgive me?
I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils. I said, 'Oh ye of ladle faith.'
