Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
An Irishman lost a hundred dollars on the Melbourne Cup. And another hundred on the replay.
Confession, I've sinned. I had impure thoughts about you, will you forgive me?
I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils. I said, 'Oh ye of ladle faith.'
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
My other stick curves to the right
You're so sweet, i just want you for dessert.
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
Is that a fugue I hear? Because we're about to get entangled.
Mind if I sniff your butt?
Do you come with a ground fault interrupter? Because you’re shocking.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
You must be my capital gain, because meeting you has been a major profit.
I changed my password to 'incorrect'. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say 'Your password is incorrect'.
CPR is a near-breath experience.
Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
