Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I think must have found the Romance section...
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
Let me take meowt on a date
Do you have a circuit breaker? Because you just turned me on.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.
You’ve got me doing emotional audits, and every line points to loving you.
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!
Old skiers go downhill fast.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Bulls aren't the only thing I know how to ride.
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
If you were my theory homework, I'd slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Are you a power strip? Because you have multiple outlets of attraction.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
Are you the standard deduction? Because you’re making my life so much easier.
