Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Irish Blessing - As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
You're just my cup of tea!
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
What do dim lamps and blondes have in common? They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
