Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
You're just my cup of tea!
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What do dim lamps and blondes have in common? They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Irish Blessing - As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
