Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
Want to see some hairballs?
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.
Do you have a boat license because I want to take you for a ride.
Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and
Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?
Baby you light up the court, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.
Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.
Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with dat fine ass!
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
I don’t need a meter to tell me that you’re hot.
Are you a fish with scales of gold because I'd love to reel you in.
I don't know what possessed me to attend that seance.
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.
Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.
