Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.
I don’t need to reconcile my feelings—they’re all in favor of you.
You’re the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
A visitor to a small Irish village commented to a local Garda that it was a quiet little place. The Garda replied, quiet to be sure, we haven't buried a living soul in years.
Any time you fall, I'll be ther to catch you.
I wanted cottage cheese with my meal so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Are you Gordon Ramsay? because I can make you scream.
I'll meet you in the fantasy section.
Do you really need that scooter? Because youve been running in my mind all day long.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
I have a cat, she'd like to meet you.
Are you an electric current? Because you’re flowing through my veins.
Are you an expense? Because I can’t stop spending time thinking about you.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you’re strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Seamus do you understand French? I do if its spoken in Irish!
Wnna submit to binding arbitration?
They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away.
A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre.
