Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you an electric current? Because you’re flowing through my veins.
Are you an expense? Because I can’t stop spending time thinking about you.
Are you galvanized steel? Because you’re strong, dependable, and unbreakable.
Seamus do you understand French? I do if its spoken in Irish!
Wnna submit to binding arbitration?
They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away.
A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre.
Life is better when we stick together.
Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?
Wanna gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits?
I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don't give me no ado about nothing.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
Baby when we're done, you're gonna need a whole rest
Meet me by the dead bird.
Do you have a resistance? Because my heart can’t resist you.
Are you depreciation? Because my resistance to you is decreasing over time.
Are you a pipe wrench? Because you’ve got a firm grip on my heart.
