Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
You must be a cash flow statement, because you make my heart run smoothly.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
Can I get your number? One call, that's all.
Is a group of fingerprints considered to be a whorl pool?
Wanna see my meat walk-in?
It would be both a Crime and Punishment if you don’t let me take you out.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
Have we met before? No, seriously, have we met before?
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a nice deep bang…
Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.
Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.
I don’t need to reconcile my feelings—they’re all in favor of you.
You’re the reason my pipeline to happiness is always full.
A visitor to a small Irish village commented to a local Garda that it was a quiet little place. The Garda replied, quiet to be sure, we haven't buried a living soul in years.
