Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a light switch? Because you’re illuminating my world.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room of life.
Hi, my names not David, but for you I would slay two Goliaths
Resale means to go yachting again.
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.
I will make you the best single mother ever!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
So, what was your name again?
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?
If you were a light switch, I’d never turn you off.
Are you a lure because I'm hooked on your smile.
Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.
That Star Wars villain loves to talk. Everyone calls him Jabber the Hutt.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...
My body is "Yours to discover".
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
