Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
Baby when we're done, you're gonna need a whole rest
Meet me by the dead bird.
Do you have a resistance? Because my heart can’t resist you.
Are you depreciation? Because my resistance to you is decreasing over time.
You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.
I like the way you finger that crack.
Does my great new smile denture ego?
I've got some good news. I like to go low.
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
What do you look for in a man/woman — other than literacy skills?
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!
Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
Is your dad a power station? Because you’re generating a lot of attraction.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
You’re like a tax refund—completely unexpected but absolutely wonderful.
Two farmers were driving a tractor down the middle of a road. A car comes around the corner backs hard to avoid them , skids, tumbles twice and land in a field. Jimmy say to Eamonn it's just as well we got out of that field.
