Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Be mine, it's meow or never
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
You must be an audit, because you’ve uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you PEX piping? Because you’re durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
What is black and blue and found floating up-side-down in the Irish sea? -- Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke!
My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
The constables held the boat thief at bay.
I said, Would you like a PUCK?
Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
I'd like to get your tongue.
Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"
Are you FIFO? Because you’ve been first in my heart for a long time.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
I won't object to your excited utterances.
