Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Even if it tastes bad, don't insult the chef. Just swallow.
How about I put my meat in your grill?
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you!
You're my missing ingredient.
Is your name fajita? 'Cuz you're sizzling!
I'm a slowly braised hunk of meat; a tender, succulent animal!
Hey baby, need me to spice up your life?
Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!
Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock.
Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?
Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?
I'd love to show you my root garden.
Do you like potatoes? I've got the gravy...let's go give thanks!
You are the fond on the roasting pan of life.
Your name must be Jelly... 'cuz jam don't shake like that.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I'm a locavore... I got all I need right in front of me.
