Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
I'd like to get your tongue.
Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"
Are you FIFO? Because you’ve been first in my heart for a long time.
I won't object to your excited utterances.
Attila was coaching a soccer team. He wanted them to win, but his Huns were tied.
I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long. What ghost up must come down.
I'll put the special in your sauce.
Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a nursing home like this?
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
How many positions can you get into?
Do you have a power source? Because I feel a strong connection with you.
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.
The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure.
