Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.
I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
Libraries should allow food in the building, because right now I could just eat you up.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.
Be mine, it's meow or never
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
You must be an audit, because you’ve uncovered all the best parts of me.
What is black and blue and found floating up-side-down in the Irish sea? -- Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke!
My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
The constables held the boat thief at bay.
I said, Would you like a PUCK?
Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
