Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Are you a wire? Because I’m getting entangled in your love.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.
After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play librarian.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
Where have you been all my lives?
Is your dad an electrician? Because you’re sparking joy in my life.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? -- Cos they're always a little short!
The obese editor started a weight redaction program.
