Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up! No worries though, life alert is on its way!
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I'd spend all my money on you.
If my mind was a playlist, theres only one song in it, and the song is you.
Baby, we only got 9 lives.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.
You’re like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
What do you call an Irishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? -- A Referee.
Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.
The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
I can also read something else besides books, your heart.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
Hey baby, there's no need to fret if your g-string is open.
