Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
What do you call an Irishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? -- A Referee.
Of all my books, my favorite is the one I received last Christmas. There is no tome like the present.
The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
I can also read something else besides books, your heart.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
Hey baby, there's no need to fret if your g-string is open.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
You must be my waterline, because I can’t function without you.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents' basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.
Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair. It hurts so bad.
Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.
