Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
There's a band called 1023MB. -- They haven't had any gigs yet
You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Q:Do you talk to your wife after sex?
A:Depends, if I can find the phone!
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I can help you. I have fingers.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
