Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
If you think your boss is stupid just remember that you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
You should carry a plant wherever you go to replace the oxygen you waste.
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Hey, look what the cat dragged in
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Q:Do you talk to your wife after sex?
A:Depends, if I can find the phone!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
![The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.](/images/lines/the_letter_x_scares_me_why_because.jpg)
