Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Saxophonists do it wish alternate fingering.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... with a fever for you.
Are you a journal entry? Because you’ve got me adjusting my priorities.
I don’t need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest? -- Me neither.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
As a librarian, I can confirm that this line does indeed work.
Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up! No worries though, life alert is on its way!
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I'd spend all my money on you.
If my mind was a playlist, theres only one song in it, and the song is you.
Baby, we only got 9 lives.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.
You’re like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you’ve cut straight into my heart.
