Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
A funny criminal is a silicon.
Hey baby, can I put you on reserve?
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
You wanna get out of this fishbowl?
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
You must be a debit, because you’ve got my attention balanced.
You must be pipe tape, because you’re keeping me together.
On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
When Socrates needed to buy food he went to the grocery stoa.
I was too busy drinking to notice that all my cigarettes had gone ashtray.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Do you have any books on being in love with me?
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?
Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?
