Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.
What good is inner peace without you?
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? They're 100% off at my place.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!
Want to see me plank while lifting both legs?
You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.
I see we're both doing pigeons!
I bet you're really flexible.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Let me be your baby cobra.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Why don't I help you extend before yoga this evening?
Don't mind me as I full wheel you.
Are you a BJJ specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!
Our bond is so tight I might just tap.
I wanna be all on top of you like a crucifix.
If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?
I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.
