Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Tell me what makes you purrr
The rod’s not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.
Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
I didn’t need fireworks to feel the sparks—meeting you was enough.
You’re like a perfectly sealed joint—everything just fits.
What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
A plastic surgeon who specializes in breast implants is a front end manager.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
Don't purrcrastnate just be mine
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Are you copper piping? Because you’re worth more than gold.
