Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play librarian.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
Where have you been all my lives?
Is your dad an electrician? Because you’re sparking joy in my life.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? -- Cos they're always a little short!
The obese editor started a weight redaction program.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.
I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
Libraries should allow food in the building, because right now I could just eat you up.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.
What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.
Be mine, it's meow or never
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
