Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'll let you foul play on me.
I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
Can I be your beach umbrella? Because I want to protect you from life’s storms.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Are you a sand dune? Because you make my heart shift with every step.
If you’re the start of my year, I know it’s going to be incredible.
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.
The state legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
