Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
Do you believe in love at first set, or do we have to run it again?
Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other’s world.
If tonight’s about starting fresh, I’d love to start something with you.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you’re flexible and perfect for my life.
The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.
How about the Jacuzzi after our work out?
If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.
Do you like musicals? 'Cause I'm a boy who's into Broadway.
Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I’ve got a kiss saved just for you.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I’m falling straight down for you.
Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?
When my father took the whole bannister down including the newel, he deleted the post.
'Because' is a word to the whys.
