Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
November: We start the month out stuffing ballots to elect some turkey, we end the month stuffing a turkey to increase our ballast.
A plastic surgeon who specializes in breast implants is a front end manager.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
Don't purrcrastnate just be mine
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Are you copper piping? Because you’re worth more than gold.
What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? -- Liam Malone
I nailed my wood-shop test.
I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.
The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production.
I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.
If this were a library you'd be the only book I'd check out.
Break my hip, not my heart.
I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
