Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Don't worry about slipping on the ice during this run, I'll be there to catch you.
I'd run three miles just to be with you.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let me tie your running shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Hey baby, your pace or mine?
Your PR isn't the only number I want.
You must be a triathlon, because you take my breath away.
Is your name Charity? Because my heart is racing for you.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?
Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
My name is garmin, will you take me running everyday?
I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
When it comes to love, I am in it for the long run.
I was looking for a running buddy... for the rest of my life.
So is this your first 5k?
Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.
