Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
Wanna puck?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you running.
I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.
Do you run track? Cause I relay wanna take you on a date.
You run faster than my nose in allergy season.
Is it allergy season? Because you run faster than my nose.
When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Don't worry about slipping on the ice during this run, I'll be there to catch you.
I'd run three miles just to be with you.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let me tie your running shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else.
