Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
Hey girl, tuna round and let me see that bass.
Are you sunscreen? Because you’re the only one I want to rub all over.
I didn’t expect to find a reason to celebrate beyond midnight—but here you are.
Are you a pipe? Because I’m completely connected to you.
What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't wander around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
A red blood count is a communist vampire.
I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat, but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
You're like chutney… you spice up my life!
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
Do you believe in love at first set, or do we have to run it again?
Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other’s world.
If tonight’s about starting fresh, I’d love to start something with you.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you’re flexible and perfect for my life.
The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.
How about the Jacuzzi after our work out?
If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.
