Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
Some climbers get off soloing; me, I'd rather play with your rack.
I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.
With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses.
I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?
Can get your reference number?
If you were a script, i'd never want to be off book.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Stop, you're giving me a woodwind.
You can look through my tackle box.
Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.
How about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?
The drunk went into the barbershop and said, 'Take a little off the tope.'
