Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
When I'm with you, my heart starts to syncopate.
Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a beach volleyball? Because I want to dive into your love.
How about you and I go light a candle together?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
Shakespeare's parrot was the bird of Avon.
I love the way you handle the ball! Will you come lay up on me?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
What size boot you wear girl?
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Let’s not let the clock decide how tonight ends—how about we keep it going?
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said -- Thanks,
I said -- Don't mention it
Are you ready for your first ascent?
I've never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.
