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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 140

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon.
I was nervous before hernia surgery. My stomach was in knots.
Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
Can I be your beach fire? Because I want to keep you warm all night.
Let’s turn tonight into a story we’ll still be talking about next year.
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.
Before becoming a philosopher, Kant worked quality control on a vineyard. His most famous book is 'The Critique of Pure Raisin.'
The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.
Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
Are you a techie carrying a large set piece? 'Cause you just knocked me off my feet.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
A cello isn't the only interesting thing between my legs.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
I’m all about that bass.
Do you have a snorkel? Because you take my breath away.
You’re the spark I didn’t know I needed to end this year right.

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After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon.
I was nervous before hernia surgery. My stomach was in knots.
Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?