Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
How'd you like to be in my will?
Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
If you worked hard and didn't get anything in return, it means someone else got it.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Why did the blonde run with the bike? It was going too fast for her to get on.
Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
![The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.](/images/lines/the_letter_x_scares_me_why_because.jpg)
