Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I haven't measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
You're like a fish, I don't want to let you go once I catch you.
Let's catch something together, I'll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
You must be cross-examination, because you're asking all the right questions of my heart.
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
You must be my opening statement, because you've set the tone for something amazing.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you're making history in my heart.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
Is your dad a monster? Because you're a terrifying creature that haunts my nightmares.
