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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 138

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Are you a seahorse? Because you make my heart gallop.
What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
The inventor of the incubator was the first hatch-it man.
I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.
I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
Me and you are perfectly tuned together.
Can I be your beach sunset? Because I want to paint the sky with love for you.
High school grammar books are parse for the course.
I was fired from my job selling amplifiers. I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales.
Can I dribble through your legs?
Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?
Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
When I'm with you, my heart starts to syncopate.
Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a beach volleyball? Because I want to dive into your love.
How about you and I go light a candle together?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts

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Are you a seahorse? Because you make my heart gallop.
What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
The inventor of the incubator was the first hatch-it man.