Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks.
You're coming at me fast, but I'd take a charge for you.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
May i take your truck for a test drive?
Is your name Shelly? Because I want to be shellfish and keep you all to myself.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What book would you recommend to help me sweep you off your feet?
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Are you a seashore? Because I want to walk alongside you forever.
The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars, becoming a significant underachiever.
I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together.
It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.
Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Hey baby, what's your dynamic?
