Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You know I’m da man you been wading for.
Are you a seagull? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
If tonight’s about leaving the past behind, let’s start the new year together.
What was the mummies' vacation like? - Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.
I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.
A prefix is what a man does just before his wife has a word with a tradesperson.
I want to spend all 525,600 minutes with you.
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
Can I be your beach ball? Because I want to bounce into your life.
You’re like a perfect countdown—exciting, thrilling, and leading to something incredible.
What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost? - You are the most booooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
That Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.
In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!
I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
