Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I be your beach fire? Because I want to keep you warm all night.
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.
Before becoming a philosopher, Kant worked quality control on a vineyard. His most famous book is 'The Critique of Pure Raisin.'
The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.
Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
Are you a techie carrying a large set piece? 'Cause you just knocked me off my feet.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
A cello isn't the only interesting thing between my legs.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Do you have a snorkel? Because you take my breath away.
As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted.
You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
I’ve called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
Can I be your beach breeze? Because I want to bring a refreshing change into your life.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
