Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
Damn, you’re like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
Is your name Baywatch? Because you’ve been running in slow motion in my mind all day.
Are you ready to toast to something unforgettable—like you and me?
What is in a ghost's nose? - Boogers
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? RUDE-olph
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job. He could not free himself from his cel.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
Your Nursing home or mine?
How would you like to see my big organ?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
