Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey, you're a pretty great pianist. Better yet, your bae-toven.
Can I be your surf instructor? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
Where do vampires keep their money? - The blood bank!
I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor.
The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff.
An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher.
Handle me like you handle that ball.
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Are you a lighthouse? Because you guide me towards happiness.
What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? - They suck!
After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon.
I was nervous before hernia surgery. My stomach was in knots.
Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
Can I be your beach fire? Because I want to keep you warm all night.
