Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I borrow your surfboard? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
What did Dracula have for dessert? - Whine & Ice scream
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt.
A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment.
My insurance did not cover acupuncture, so I got stuck with the bill.
Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
You’ve the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
Are you a sandcastle? Because I want to build a future with you.
This year’s been good, but meeting you just made it the best one yet.
What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt? - Murder King
If I had a dime for every book I've ever read, I'd say: Wow, that's coincidental.
Hockey players are terrible chess players because they are always getting checked.
Each time I tried shooting blindfolded I found it an aimless pursuit.
If I were a basketball player I'd be Shaquille O'Feel
