Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Can I be your beach ball? Because I want to bounce into your life.
What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost? - You are the most booooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
That Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.
In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!
I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
You can do my eyeliner anytime.
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.
Hey baby, if I were a fish, I’d be hooked on you.
Are you a tide? Because you make my heart rise and fall.
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? - Because people are dying to get in.
How do you make a slow reindeer fast? You don’t feed it
Ill call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long way round I'd Suez canal.
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
