Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a fishing reel? Because I can't unwind when I'm around you.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Do you like fishing stories? Because our love story is the best catch.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
Are you a river? Because I'm constantly flowing towards you.
Is your name Pearl? Because you're a rare find in the sea of love.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you a fishing boat? Because I'm ready to sail into the sunset with you.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you've stopped all the pain in my life.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Do you like seafood? Because you're the only fish in the sea for me.
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Are you a rare fish? Because it feels like I've been waiting my whole life to catch someone like you.
