Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
Your Nursing home or mine?
How would you like to see my big organ?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
You know I’m da man you been wading for.
Are you a seagull? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
What was the mummies' vacation like? - Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.
I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist. He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.
A prefix is what a man does just before his wife has a word with a tradesperson.
I want to spend all 525,600 minutes with you.
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
Can I be your beach ball? Because I want to bounce into your life.
