Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Can I be your beach sunset? Because I want to paint the sky with love for you.
Are you a beach volleyball? Because I want to dive into your love.
Can I be your beach umbrella? Because I want to protect you from life’s storms.
Are you a sand dune? Because you make my heart shift with every step.
Are you sunscreen? Because you’re the only one I want to rub all over.
Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other’s world.
Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.
Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Can I help you cast your worries away... and maybe mine too?
Are you an otter? Because you're making my heart splash.
You must be an ocean wave because you're crashing into my heart.
Are you a fisherman's net because you're catching me off guard.
Do you have a boatload of adventure because I think we could chart some exciting territory.
Can I help you reel in the weekend... and maybe something more?
Are you an underwater explorer because you're discovering new depths with me.
Do you have a treasure map to your heart because I think I could navigate it.
Can I help you reel in the day... and maybe something more?
You must be a fishing guide because you're leading me to new waters.
Are you an ocean breeze because you're blowing me away.
