Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do gosts call there girl friends? - There goul friends.
I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting, but now I have an apartment complex.
'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.
What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.
I wanna light your menorah.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You’re like a fish, I don’t want to let you go once I catch you.
Are you a dolphin? Because you make me want to jump for joy.
I wasn’t expecting to find my New Year’s spark tonight, but then you walked in.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? -- Aye matey!
What did the goblin say to the witch? - I don't know you tell me!
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted.
Corporal Morel, always the life of the party, was a fun GI.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies
I haven’t measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
