Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
You must be a school of fish, because you've taught me how to love.
Are you a lake? Because I'm completely immersed in you.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
Are you a live wire? Because you've electrified my heart.
Are you a fishing knot? Because I can't seem to break free from thinking about you.
You're like my favorite plumbing job—one I'll never forget.
Are you a drain snake? Because you've removed all my doubts.
You must be a plumber's license, because you've certified my love.
Are you a water filter? Because you've purified my world.
I don't need confetti to feel festive—you're all the sparkle I need.
You must be high voltage, because I feel a spark every time I see you.
You're like static electricity—every time we touch, I feel a shock.
Are you alternating current? Because my feelings for you keep switching between strong and stronger.
You must be a water heater, because you've warmed my heart.
