Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? -- Aye matey!
What did the goblin say to the witch? - I don't know you tell me!
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted.
Corporal Morel, always the life of the party, was a fun GI.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies
I haven’t measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
Can I borrow your surfboard? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
What did Dracula have for dessert? - Whine & Ice scream
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt.
A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment.
My insurance did not cover acupuncture, so I got stuck with the bill.
Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
