Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
You give me more butterflies than a places call.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
I'm really into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
Do you have any tequila? Because I’m looking to get a little bit of salt, a little bit of lime, and a whole lot of you.
You’re my favorite way to start the new year—with someone worth celebrating.
What is a Skeleton's favorite song. - Bad to the Bone
Why is a burning Christmas candle like being thirsty? Because a little water ends both of them
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
When I suffered a groin injury I became quite testy.
My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
Parking - an average sovereign.
These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
Are you theatre curtains? Cause I like it when you open up.
