Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Midnight might signal the end of this year, but I hope it’s the beginning of us.
Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
People say that as a child, William Shakespeare was very playful.
The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison.
You can drop your ball into my hoop anytime.
I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?
Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a bartender? Because you just gave me a shot of love.
Are you counting down too? Because I’m counting the moments until I see you smile again.
I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.
Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here!
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
Wanna try out my new hip?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
I came here for the countdown, but I’m staying because of you.
