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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 130

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Is your dad a pirate? Because you’re a treasure I’ve been searching for.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
The average ghost is mean spirited.
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Gabriel won't be the only thing blowing tonight.
You're sweeter than my maple syrup.
You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
Let’s catch something together, I’ll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
What do gosts call there girl friends? - There goul friends.
I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting, but now I have an apartment complex.
'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower.
What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.
I wanna light your menorah.
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You’re like a fish, I don’t want to let you go once I catch you.

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Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Is your dad a pirate? Because you’re a treasure I’ve been searching for.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.