Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
I wouldn’t mind getting tangled up in your line.
Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.
I wasn’t planning on staying up late tonight, but meeting you made it worth it.
In my line of work I'm required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles and now he is flying high on pain meds.
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.
Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.
When I look at you, my arteries aren’t the only things that harden.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
Do you come here often? Because I’m hooked on this spot!
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I’m talking to you?
Are you time? Because I wish you’d slow down so I can enjoy this moment with you.
What's a Vampire's least favourate song? - Another one bites the dust!
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
