Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a football glove? Because I want to hold your hand in mine.
Are you ready to toast to something unforgettable—like you and me?
Are you a football field? Because I want to score a touchdown with you.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be close to you and make a game plan for us.
Are you a football trophy? Because you're definitely a winner in my eyes.
Are you a football playbook? Because I can't wait to study every page of you.
Are you a football team? Because I want to be your number one fan.
Are you a cheerleader? Because your smile is cheering me on.
Are you a touchdown? Because you just scored big with me.
Are you a referee? Because I'd let you make all the calls in my life.
Are you a quarterback? Because I'd follow you into the end zone any day.
Are you a football helmet? Because you've got my head spinning.
Are you a running back? Because you make my heart race every time I see you.
Are you a tight end? Because I can't help but be attracted to your great moves.
Are you a kickoff return? Because you've got me running back for more.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to fill you with cheers.
Are you a tight spiral? Because you've got me spinning.
Are you a two-point conversion? Because you're worth the risk.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
I don't need a resolution to know I want to spend more time with you.
