Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. So now you know why they call this a workstation.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
If you think your boss is stupid just remember that you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
