Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a bartender? Because you just gave me a shot of love.
I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.
Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here!
My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
Wanna try out my new hip?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? A retail shop
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie!
If me and you made a garden, would you plant your tulips next to mine?
Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I'd like to finger your fret board.
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
