Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
In my line of work I'm required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles and now he is flying high on pain meds.
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.
Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.
When I look at you, my arteries aren’t the only things that harden.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
Do you come here often? Because I’m hooked on this spot!
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I’m talking to you?
Are you time? Because I wish you’d slow down so I can enjoy this moment with you.
What's a Vampire's least favourate song? - Another one bites the dust!
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
You give me more butterflies than a places call.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
