Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Are you a cheerleader? Because your smile is cheering me on.
Are you a football glove? Because I want to hold your hand in mine.
Are you ready to toast to something unforgettable—like you and me?
Are you a football field? Because I want to score a touchdown with you.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be close to you and make a game plan for us.
Are you a football trophy? Because you're definitely a winner in my eyes.
Are you a football playbook? Because I can't wait to study every page of you.
Are you a football team? Because I want to be your number one fan.
Are you a quarterback? Because I'd follow you into the end zone any day.
Are you a tight end? Because I can't help but be attracted to your great moves.
Are you a running back? Because you make my heart race every time I see you.
Are you a football helmet? Because you've got my head spinning.
Are you a football cleat? Because you've left an impression on my heart.
Are you a referee? Because I'd let you make all the calls in my life.
Are you a touchdown? Because you just scored big with me.
