Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.
My dream role is to be your girlfriend.
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
You must be a fish, because I’m hooked on you.
I don’t usually order cocktails, but I’ll have a martini if you’re the one making it.
You’ve got me feeling like a firework—ready to explode with excitement.
What did the bird say on Halloween? - Trick or tweet!
Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, 'The good news is..it'll feel better when it quits hurting.'
There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
The Spanish author would not bring refreshments to his uncles, but he would serve aunties.
I want to open a photo processing store in a developing country.
If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?
You smell better than incense!
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?
