Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?
Are you the first sunrise of the year? Because you’re absolutely breathtaking.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? - Because he had bat breath.
I was caught studying the periodic table in English class. It was an elementary mistake.
A novice skier often jumps to contusions.
Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays.
Are you Roger Federer's ground strokes? Cause baby you're so elegant.
Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.
You know, it's kind of noisy in here... the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
My, your butt smells delightful!
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
Are you a martini? Because you’re making me a little bit dirty.
I don’t need resolutions when I’ve already found perfection—you.
What is the most romantic part of your body during Christmas? Mistle-toe
The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth.
