Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're like the perfect New Year's toast—classy, bubbly, and making my night better.
I didn't make any plans for tonight… except to meet someone as amazing as you.
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you've wrapped my heart up tight.
Can I follow you home? Because I've just caught the biggest catch of my life.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I've finally caught the one.
You must be a hacksaw, because you've cut through all my defenses.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Are you a hand auger? Because you've cleared all the blockages in my day.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
You're the only tool I'd never loan out.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.
Are you a catch-and-release? Because I don't think I could ever let you go.
Are you a flux brush? Because you've applied the perfect touch to my heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mer-maid for each other.
You must be my plumber's tape, because you seal all my doubts.
Are you a bait shop? Because you've got everything I've been fishing for.
Do you have a boatload of adventure because I think we could chart some exciting territory.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
