Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a hand auger? Because you've cleared all the blockages in my day.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
You must be a hacksaw, because you've cut through all my defenses.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I've finally caught the one.
Can I follow you home? Because I've just caught the biggest catch of my life.
Are you a Teflon tape? Because you've wrapped my heart up tight.
I didn't make any plans for tonight… except to meet someone as amazing as you.
You're like the perfect New Year's toast—classy, bubbly, and making my night better.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
You must be a fish, because I've been angling for someone like you.
Do you believe in love at first catch, or should I cast my line again?
Are you a lure? Because you've got me hooked and I can't let go.
Are you a compression fitting? Because you make everything come together.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
