Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'm getting into character by getting into your pants.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.
I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I didn’t make any plans for tonight… except to meet someone as amazing as you.
Why was the mummy so tense? - Because he was all wound up.
Your so hot, a firefighter couldn't put you out.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.
People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars.
Should I take it to the hole or take it to the rack?
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
Have you ever been fishing? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
