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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 127

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.
There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication.
How big does your squash grow?
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
I C Major potential in you and me performing a duet together.
Aren't you a catch!
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
My New Year’s resolution? To get to know you better.
The termite wanted to lose weight, so he started eating more lattice.
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
Hey, you still breathing?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.
Are you a bartender or a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.
There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication.