Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.
Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.
When I look at you, my arteries aren’t the only things that harden.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
Do you come here often? Because I’m hooked on this spot!
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I’m talking to you?
What's a Vampire's least favourate song? - Another one bites the dust!
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
You give me more butterflies than a places call.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
I'm really into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
Do you have any tequila? Because I’m looking to get a little bit of salt, a little bit of lime, and a whole lot of you.
