Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I don’t usually order cocktails, but I’ll have a martini if you’re the one making it.
What did the bird say on Halloween? - Trick or tweet!
Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, 'The good news is..it'll feel better when it quits hurting.'
There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
The Spanish author would not bring refreshments to his uncles, but he would serve aunties.
I want to open a photo processing store in a developing country.
If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?
You smell better than incense!
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
I wouldn’t mind getting tangled up in your line.
Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.
In my line of work I'm required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles and now he is flying high on pain meds.
The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.
