Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You must be an OR, because you're where all the magic happens.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
