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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 125

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Are you Roger Federer's ground strokes? Cause baby you're so elegant.
Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.
You know, it's kind of noisy in here... the adoration chapel down the street is a pretty quiet place.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
My, your butt smells delightful!
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
Are you a martini? Because you’re making me a little bit dirty.
What is the most romantic part of your body during Christmas? Mistle-toe
The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth.
I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.
My dream role is to be your girlfriend.
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
You must be a fish, because I’m hooked on you.

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Are you Roger Federer's ground strokes? Cause baby you're so elegant.Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.