Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a pipe burst? Because you've flooded me with feelings.
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
You must be an OR, because you're where all the magic happens.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
