Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an Pixies show.
Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.
Are you a circuit? Because you complete me.
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year’s Expozine.
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod’?
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
You must be an amp, because you’re amplifying my love.
Are you a live wire? Because you’ve electrified my heart.
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
Would you like to be my lock screen?
Are you a water filter? Because you’ve purified my world.
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
You must be a plumber’s license, because you’ve certified my love.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
Are you a tide pool? Because you've captured something beautiful in every corner of my heart.
Are you a fishing season? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect time.
