Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
I'll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and wonderful.
Are you a breaker box? Because you've turned my power on.
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
Are you antibiotics? Because you've cured my loneliness.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Are you a volt? Because you make my heart race.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
My body is "Yours to discover".
Are you a Bluenoser? 'Cause you're a dime.
Are you a transformer? Because you've changed my life completely.
I really caribou-t you.
It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?
