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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 122

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

You make me Les Miserable.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Where do ghosts go out? - Where they can get booo-ze.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.
There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication.
How big does your squash grow?
Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
I C Major potential in you and me performing a duet together.
Aren't you a catch!
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
The termite wanted to lose weight, so he started eating more lattice.

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You make me Les Miserable.
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!