Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
Can I come into your massada?
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?
Are you the ball dropping at midnight? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
What do they teach in witching school? - Spelling.
Are you into astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls!
If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
I less than three you. (I <3 you)
You're not drunk until you make out with me.
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
