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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 121

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.
You're the Vin to my Vout.
Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.
Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!
He can turn my spotlight on.
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
Quebec wants to ban pit bulls… Except for the one in my pants.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
Your breath smells like Greenies.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
You must be a bartender because you know how to handle my spirits.
What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws
The marine glue manufacturer's plans came unstuck and ended in insolvency.
That butler isn't wearing his false teeth. I thought undentured servitude was illegal.
Are you negative? I'm positive, I'm attracted to you.
I like the way you move on the court.
I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

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Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking.