Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You're not drunk until you make out with me.
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
Excuse me, do you have a cocktail menu? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty and wit.
Why does a witch ride a broom? - Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
You can use my telescope anytime.
I have a difficult time discerning fine jewelry. I guess I've been out of the loupe too long.
I tried sleeping at the gym but it was fitful.
I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants.
Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I’m looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
What do you call two witches living together? - Broommates.
Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
