Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Two fur traders once took a golfing trip together. They played a skins match.
The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!
Mind if I get drunk with you?
Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?
Excuse me, do you have a signature drink? Or is that just your signature charm?
Let’s make this New Year’s Eve unforgettable... starting with you and me.
Riddle: the maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? - a coffin.
I'm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
If you need something done, call an electrician - they conduit.
The cheap hotel was really a violin.
The price of the big fan blew me away.
I like my men like I like my compost, dark and rich.
