Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work!
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
It's better to do business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder
Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Granddad, what's the best thing about being 100? -- No peer pressure
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
