Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?
Excuse me, do you have a signature drink? Or is that just your signature charm?
Riddle: the maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? - a coffin.
I'm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
If you need something done, call an electrician - they conduit.
The cheap hotel was really a violin.
The price of the big fan blew me away.
I like my men like I like my compost, dark and rich.
Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
Can I come into your massada?
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?
What do they teach in witching school? - Spelling.
Are you into astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls!
If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
I less than three you. (I <3 you)
