Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is your dad a monster? Because you're a terrifying creature that haunts my nightmares.
Do you know what my drink needs? A little bit of you.
Are you fireworks? Because you just lit up my night.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? - Mali-boo.
I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.
The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault.
A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
My home is where I park it
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
You must be a great bartender, because you’ve got me hooked on every word you say.
I don’t need a countdown—my heart already races when I see you.
Where did the ghost get it's hair done? - At the boo-ty shop.
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up? Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
