Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
My home is where I park it
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
You must be a great bartender, because you’ve got me hooked on every word you say.
Where did the ghost get it's hair done? - At the boo-ty shop.
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up? Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Two fur traders once took a golfing trip together. They played a skins match.
The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'
When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!
Mind if I get drunk with you?
Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
