Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Are you a sewer? Because you're a cesspool of filth and nobody wants to be near you.
You must be a bartender, because you have a way of mixing things up and making them better.
You must be the spirit of Christmas because you’ve filled my heart with joy.
What's a ghosts favorite desert? - Boo-berry pie.
Whats will you be at Christmas? Yule be happy
I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it's Hans free.
The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents.
To insure his own survival, Bugs was aiming to see Elmer between two cross hares.
I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic.
Are you Messi? Because your touch is priceless.
You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
I'm, you're. Let's look no more.
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
Is your mom a witch? Because your presence is a curse upon my soul.
Do you have a phone? I need to call heaven because an angel just fell in love with me.
Are you my New Year’s resolution? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
What type of dog does every vampire have? - Bloodhound!
