Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you have a mirror? Because I need something to shatter to escape the horror of your presence.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and need directions to your heart.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast? - Coffee with scream and sugar.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
A sleeping bag is a nap sack.
After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.
I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
Is your dad a monster? Because you're a terrifying creature that haunts my nightmares.
Do you know what my drink needs? A little bit of you.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? - Mali-boo.
I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.
The agreeable tennis umpire was generous to a fault.
A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
Please allow me to keep term, forever?
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
