Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Lamp factories have light workloads.
My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.
When the waiter told me they were out of corn I said, 'That really shucks.'
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
Can I put out your burning bush?
Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly
You’re like snow on Christmas morning—magical and rare.
What is a ghosts favorite sale? - A white sale.
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues
Girl are you a meteor shower? Because I'm watching you from my window.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
The Origami classes saw stationery costs increase twofold.
The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
How juicy are your pumelos?
