Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a flux brush? Because you've applied the perfect touch to my heart.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Do I come here often?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I'm falling straight down for you.
