Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
You're like a clean water supply—absolutely necessary for my happiness.
Are you a sprinkler? Because you're making my heart bloom.
Wanna play hide the Koala?
You must be a water softener, because you've softened my hard heart.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
Are you a showerhead? Because you've just showered me with feelings.
You're like a perfect stream of water—refreshing and essential.
Are you a leaky pipe? Because I'm dripping with excitement every time I see you.
You must be a faucet, because you've turned my heart on.
Are you a water heater? Because you've got me feeling warm all over.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
You're my favorite tool in the shed—reliable and irreplaceable.
