Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
You smell nicer than a new can of tennis balls.
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
Want to go fiddle on a roof?
How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
Are you a fungus? Because you're growing on me and it's making me sick.
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer to buy me one?
You’re the marshmallow to my hot cocoa—warm, sweet, and so comforting.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? - He wanted to get ahead in life.
What is Santa’s dog named? Santa Paws
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Lamp factories have light workloads.
My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.
When the waiter told me they were out of corn I said, 'That really shucks.'
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
