Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Girl are you a meteor shower? Because I'm watching you from my window.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
The Origami classes saw stationery costs increase twofold.
The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
How juicy are your pumelos?
How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.
Do you have a name or can I just call you regret?
Do you know what would make this drink even better? A little bit of your company.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue – can't put it down.
When the poetess died she went to meter maker.
The anesthesiologist's computer has an ethernet connection.
Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.
Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.
Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
