Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Are you a junction box? Because you’re where all my feelings come together.
You must be stranded wire, because every strand of you is amazing.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
Are you a wire stripper? Because you’ve uncovered the real me.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
I'll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.
