Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is your dad a clown? Because your existence is a joke without a punchline.
You’re like a Christmas cookie—irresistible and perfectly sweet.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
But you're the sun...and Ill revolve my life around you.
Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?
My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.
If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control.
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.
Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.
Are you Santa’s sleigh? Because you’re carrying all my holiday cheer.
During his lifetime, the composer Bach was a noted success.
I shouted from a mountaintop in Italy and a famous author answered. I definitely heard an Eco.
