Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I thought Santa was going to be late, but he arrived in the Nick of time.
Eos is really sad. She is dawn in the dumps.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and I'm a high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!
I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?
Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.
Is your mom a vampire? Because I can't find any trace of life or beauty in you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you working behind the bar?
Just watched a documentary about beavers... It was the best damn program I've ever seen.
I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.
Bookkeepers are problems for libraries.
They served strip steaks and rice pilaf at the topless bar.
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
You smell nicer than a new can of tennis balls.
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
