Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
You’re so dazzling, I bet you were the inspiration for the star on top of the tree.
You’re like a well-stocked med cart—always ready to provide comfort.
What kind of key does a skeleton use? - A skeleton key.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
My hematologist said my outlook is good since I'm a B Positive type.
You're like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and vomit?
Are you eggnog? Because you’re smooth, sweet, and I can’t get enough of you.
Are you a blood pressure cuff? Because you’ve got me feeling the squeeze.
There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the game console box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Eastern European gymnast electrocuted in Pole Volt.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
