Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.
During his lifetime, the composer Bach was a noted success.
I shouted from a mountaintop in Italy and a famous author answered. I definitely heard an Eco.
You're looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?
You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.
I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?
Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can't stand the reflection of your hideous face.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? - Give him screws.
Your beauty is a singularity... the force of attraction between us is so powerful.
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
