Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You're so sexy you make me want to flower.
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Is your mom a drug dealer? Because you seem like a bad trip waiting to happen.
Are you a Christmas carol? Because you’ve got me singing with joy.
Why did Dracula go to the dentist? - He had a fang-ache.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" - So I bought her nothing.
Economists report that garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sales of fresh flowers.
I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
I like my baristas like I like my coffee, hot, sweet, and creamy.
When you’re done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?
If I were a gardener, You'd be my hoe.
I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
You’re so dazzling, I bet you were the inspiration for the star on top of the tree.
What kind of key does a skeleton use? - A skeleton key.
