Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and vomit?
There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the game console box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Eastern European gymnast electrocuted in Pole Volt.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts.
I'll be the electricity in your heart.
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
Will you let me water your bushes?
Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Have your people call my people.
Is your dad a clown? Because your existence is a joke without a punchline.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
But you're the sun...and Ill revolve my life around you.
Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?
My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.
If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control.
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
