Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say.
Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
You're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Do you have a name or can I call you disappointment?
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? - He has a bat temper.
What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
You're so sexy you make me want to flower.
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Is your mom a drug dealer? Because you seem like a bad trip waiting to happen.
Are you a Christmas carol? Because you’ve got me singing with joy.
Why did Dracula go to the dentist? - He had a fang-ache.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" - So I bought her nothing.
