Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
You must be a triage nurse, because you've prioritized my heart.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Are you a flashlight? Because you've illuminated my darkest moments.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
You must be a voltage detector, because you've sensed my feelings for you.
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
Are you a toolbelt? Because you've got everything I could ever need.
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
You're like a perfect set of tools—useful, reliable, and always impressive.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
Got any jew in you? Want some?
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
Are you a bandage? Because you're healing all my wounds.
I wanna light your menorah.
You must specialize in wound care, because you're closing up all my scars.
